Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street people say, "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord on her ankle, they put it on her neck.
Yo mama so ugly that you father takes her to work with him, just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn the surveillence cameras off.
Your mama so ugly when she was born there was a brawl in the dilivery room about who got to slap her first!
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "Oh, what a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah, now let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make Halloween cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't even give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
