Yo mama is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Your mama so stupid, she went to a job application that asked her race, and she wrote "Daytona 500"
Yo mama so stupid She went to disneyland and saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so she went home.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she asked me, "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid when she saw a "Under 17 not admitted" sign at the movie, so she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.
Yo mama so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "Yes"
Yo mama is so stupid, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo mama so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Your mama so stupid, she snuck on a bus and paid to get off.
Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus .
Yo mama so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics"
Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's .
Yo mama so stupid that she missed the 48 bus, so she took the 24 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid it took her an hour to make ninute rice.
Your mama so stupid,she got stuck inside a supermarket,and starved to death!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff
