Yo mama so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tries to push her back in the water.
Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain clamied her for the New World.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay."
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and 2 busses to get to the her good side.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat when she walks on to the beach all the whales start singing
"We are family"
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks.
Yo mama so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy"
Yo mama so fat when she wears red the neighborhood kids shout "Koolaid! Koolaid!"
Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scale said, "Get the hell off of me."
Yo mama so fat when she turn around it's her birthday.
Yo mama so fat the highway potrol made her wear a sign that said "Caution Wide Load Ahead"
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she triped on 4th avenue and landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she takes the brigde with her.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it says, "One at a time please"
Yo mama so fat she's got her own zip code.
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light the earth 'till she moved.
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes, "New York, L.A., Chicago"
Yo mama so fat her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky.
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her, your ears pop.
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball.
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat everytime she wears high-heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand.
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper.
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin' tights.
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out.
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her jeans.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama so fat her underwear size is twice the equator.
Yo mama so fat when she backs up, she beeps.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying tp get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed HER.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert, the music skips.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an "All You Can Eat" buffet, they install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat when she wears an "X" jacket, helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods for toothpicks.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist the spelled boulevard.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left turn lane it gives her a green arrow.
Yo mama so fat when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we're in her right now.
Yo mama so fat last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale!
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo mama so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she went to a all you can eat buffet she spent the night.
Yo mama so fat her rolls have rolls.
Yo mama is so fat that when she got locked in the supermarket she still starved.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the zoo the zoo keeper says, "She's got out of the cage again"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "We don't do livestock"
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
