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Winnie the Pooh Gets Star on Walk of Fame; Still Pissed Off That His Name is ‘Pooh’

by HumorOnline.com Staff

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"Okay, okay, so I have a star on the so-called 'Walk of Fame' in Hollywood, but my name is still 'Pooh,'" said the frustrated cartoon character after his Walk of Fame ceremony.

“There are plenty of cartoon characters with great names, for example: Bugs Bunny, Donald Duck, The Road Runner…damn, those are all classy names. I am a bear, and I deserve a macho name, but instead my creator decided to use some 'toilet humor' and give me the most disgusting name on the planet.

"I mean, what in the hell do people think of when the hear the word ‘Pooh’? Pleasant things? Cool things? Macho things? No, they think of doing a ‘number 2’ on the loo.

“Why didn’t they just call me ‘Winnie the Turd’?

“Do you know how many therapists I have seen because of this shit – no pun intended. Listen, if they call me ‘Pooh,’ does that mean that I am shit? Or does that mean that I am shitty? I don’t know. I have issues.”

Mr. Pooh continued to ramble for another five hours, but after the first ten minutes he was barely coherent. He kept muttering the word “Pooh” interlaced with profanities and various undicepherable words.

The next day, Mr. Pooh legally changed his name to “Elvis.”

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