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William Shatner Sells Kidney Stone for $25,000

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"II was hoping he was going to auction off one of his testicles,” said Sandra, an avid Star Trek fan, speaking on condition of anonymity. “I’ve been a fan ever since I was a kid and always wanted to bang Captain Kirk, but since that wasn’t possible, I thought one of his gonads would’ve been a good score; but all he was offering was a kidney stone. What in the hell is that all about? Like, someone wants some waste product from the captain’s kidney. No thanks. I’m waiting for the next auction!”

But apparently there was a taker, and Captain Kirk's kidney stone sold for a healthy $25,000, with the proceeds going to charity.

“I’m still waiting for a testicle or two to go on sale,” exclaimed Sandra. “That would be the ultimate Star Trek memorabilia, not a stupid rock!”

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