Man Takes Pictures of Marijuana Plants in His House; Brings Film to Store to be Developed
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Now this is as stupid as it gets.
Patrick Perin, 44, of Belgrade, Montana, decided he wanted to grow some pretty plants in his house.
So, after conducting extensive botanical research, he decided that the marijuana plant had very pretty leaves and would look good in his, um, secret room. So he bought some seeds and other necessary items, like lights, heat lamps, watering systems, partitions, hidden doors, alarm systems, handguns, shotguns, machine guns, 500,000 rounds of ammunition, a bullet proof vest, hand grenades, tanks, a private army, a moat, 27 crocodiles, and 7,000 security cameras.
And he liked the pretty plants so much that he wanted to grow hundreds of them, because they were, uh, pretty.
And after the pretty plants got really big, he decided to take some pictures. And because he is so smart he decided NOT to use a digital camera, but to use a camera with film so he could take the film to the store to be developed.
Patrick also loves to share, and he wanted to share the pictures with the nice man who developed the film. But somehow, Mr.
Developer Man thought that Patrick had too many of those pretty plants in his house and called the police.
BUSTED
What a dumb ass!
Buy a digital camera next time, dipshit.
Or plant some pansies – which would be an appropriate plant for you.
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