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Man Eats His Underwear to Beat DUI

David Zurfluh - The Underwear Eater

by HumorOnline.com Staff

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David Zurfluh, 18, from Stettler, Alberta, Canada, got busted one night on a DUI. He was arrested and placed in the back seat of a cop car, and then he came up with a brilliant idea – he decided to eat his underwear!

You see, David thought that his undies would absorb the alcohol and he would then pass his breathalyzer test. So he ripped out the crotch of his shorts and chomped them down.

Skid marks and all.

Hey, wasn’t there a song about this…

“Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got undies in my tummy and they really taste so good!”

(Or something like that.)

Anyways, when David had his day in court he was acquitted because his blood alcohol content at the time of the arrest was .08, which was within the legal limit.

Hey, it looks like this undewear eating thing actually works.

I’ll take mine with salt, please.

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