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Burglar Gets Stuck in Air Vent; Dangles for Two Hours

by HumorOnline.com Staff

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It went down at a Coca-Cola bottling plant. Well, it was supposed to go down, meaning the butt of 23-year-old Jason Bibeau, but Jason got stuck in an air vent. He then dangled there for two hours before workers showed up and called police.

Jason was caught with a crow bar, pliers, and a few other break-in goodies, and apparently just needed a refreshing drink of Coke, or maybe he thought Coke was, uh, coke. Either way, Jason was charged with second-degree burglary and first-degree property damage.

Michael Seibert, the local police chief, made the following revelation: “This guy is basically goofy.”

Hey, Chief Seibert, ease up on the rough language! There was no official response from Jason about the “goofy” accusation.

And Jason is still in jail, dreaming of a tall, ice-cold glass of Coca-Cola, and wondering if he really is…goofy.

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