Woman Threatens to Kill Others in Anger Management Class
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Teresa Prenderville, 32, of Portage, Indiana, was attending an anger management class when she became, uh, extremely angry.
Apparently Teresa believed that the class was all about screaming, breaking shit, and threatening people, and not about remaining calm.
Oops.
Here's what happened:
Teresa arrived early, took a seat, and waited.
A few minutes later, a man asked Teresa if the seat next to her was occupied.
Okay, let’s pause right here. If someone had the audacity to ask me a question like that I certainly would get pissed off. Can you believe the nerve of the son of a bitch. He actually asked if the seat was taken! And he did so in a courteous tone!
So, what did Teresa do?
She told him that she was going to kill him. Then she screamed, got up, told a few more people that she was going to kill them, and then she ran to the lobby and broke a display case.
Now, there is no question that her anger was justified.
And there is also no question that the anger management course is working for her. Indeed, her progress has been phenomenal.
You see, during the last anger management course that she attended she threatened to blow up the universe, and now she is only threatening to kill a few people. That is spectacular progress.
Congratulations Teresa!
And remember Teresa – take deep breaths, try to stay calm, and do not threaten to kill more than 5 people per day.
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