Weird News

Weird News!
Weird News!
Weird News!

Below you will find weird news stories that should keep you entertained for a while.

The weird news stories are written by the HumorOnline.com staff, and most are based on real stories that actually hit the news wires.

The news stories that are not based on real stories are so indicated with "Fake News" written after the title.

Enjoy the weird news, and make sure you check back often because weird news stories are constantly being added.

Weird News:

Man Breaks Penis After Sex With 700 Pound Woman (Fake News)

Man Goes Blind After Masturbating;
And Doesn’t Give a Shit! (Fake News)

$700,000 of Marijuana Burns in World’s Biggest Doobie

Woman Threatens to Kill Others in Anger Management Class

Winnie the Pooh Gets Star on Walk of Fame;
Still Pissed Off That His Name is ‘Pooh’

Man Sets His Balls on Fire After Stealing Gas

Man Breaks Penis After Sex With 700 Pound Woman (Fake News)

$700,000 of Marijuana Burns in World’s Biggest Doobie

Man Goes Blind After Masturbating;
And Doesn’t Give a Shit! (Fake News)

Fake Cop Pulls Over Real Cop

Man's Head Permanently Stuck Up His Ass (Fake News)

Man Eats His Underwear to Beat DUI

Harry Vagina Changes Name to Harry Dick (Fake News)

Debt Collector Demands 5 Cent Payment; Threatens Eviction

Man Receives $65 Trillion Phone Bill

Dog Survives 80 Foot Fall into North Sea

Robber Beaten by Beauty Students

Man Breaks Leg Kicking Spider

2-Year-Old Called for Jury Duty

William Shatner Sells Kidney Stone

Woman Marries Dolphin

Artist Chains Legs Together; Loses Key

Man Takes Pictures of Marijuana Plants in His House;
Brings Film to Store to be Developed

15-year-old Idiot Makes 1000 Fake Calls to 911

Convenience Store Clerk Urinates in Soda; Sells Soda to Customer

Burglar Gets Stuck in Air Vent

Car Thief Drives Himself to Jail