Funny Audio Clips
911 Hamburger Call
This is a real 911 call!
A clueless woman calls 911 because she does not like the way her hamburger was prepared.
911 Hamburger Call
German Language Lesson
These are some essential words and phrases that they never teach you in school. Listen carefully to the phrases and repeat several times...
German Language Lesson
Funny Song: Dear Penis
A hilarious country song about a man's turbulent relationship with his penis. Written and performed by Rodney Carrington.
Dear Penis
Intercom School
You can learn to be a professional intercom person at this accredited intercom school!
Intercom School
Press on Testicles
From the company that bought you "Press on Nails" -- now you can get the ever-important press on tecticles!
Press on Testicles
BlondeStar
Much better that OnStar -- this is BlondeStar, designed to help blondes when they experience emergencies in their vehicle.
BlondeStar
Vibrator Recall
A woman receives a call about a vibrator that she recently purchased...seems that her vibrator is not only defective, but dangerous! (Her boyfriend called the DJ to get this prank going!) And the victim, Donna, at first says she bought the vibrator as a gag gift, but then confesses to "daily use" of the vibrator.
Vibrator Recall
911 Taco Call
This is a real 911 call!
Meet Antoinette Jones, who is not only a raving lunatic, but also a racist. It seems Antoinette has an urgent problem with a taco and needs immediate law enforcement assistance, so she spews profanities and demands an immediate response -- but then she uses the "N" word and says not to send a black cop. This woman is nuts.
911 Taco Call
The Mechanic
A woman receives a call from her mechanic who tells her all kinds of crazy (made up B.S.) things are wrong with her car. She buys it all -- hook, line, and sinker!
The Mechanic
Chinese Takeout
A DJ calls one Chinese restaurant to order takeout; then calls a second Chinese restaurant and tells them to read the order back to the second...Confused? So were they. Check it out...
Chinese Takeout
Steven Thrasher Call
Steven Thrasher is a tad upset when he calls tech support to talk about his computer problems.
Steven Thrasher Call
Stop Putting Down my Penis!
Randy calls a radio talk show to complain about people making fun of his penis.
Stop Putting Down my Penis!
Funny Song: In a Yugo
A parody of Elvis' "In the Ghetto" song.
In a Yugo
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