Honk if you love peace and quiet.
You! Off my planet!
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
My karma ran over your dogma.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Make yourself at home .....clean my kitchen
It works better if you plug it in.
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
Today's subliminal message is: ( )
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
I is a college student
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
I Brake For No Apparent Reason
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
